Prints That Actually Hold Up
No cracking, peeling, or fading after a few washes. Just designs that stay sharp, no matter how often you wear them.
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Designed for People
Who’d Rather Be Questing
Because not everyone was meant for spreadsheets and small talk. Wear something that actually feels like you.
Humor That Hits Different
Not your typical cringe fantasy jokes. Just the right mix of clever, chaotic, and “where did you get that?”
FAQ's
Where are you located?
We're a US-based company and every shirt is printed right here in the States — Florida and Texas to be exact. No overseas middlemen, no mystery warehouses. Just two print locations doing the actual work.
Do you ship internationally?
Our ships haven't crossed those waters yet — we're US-only for now. Expanding the map is on the roadmap though. Join the newsletter and we'll send a raven when international shipping goes live.
Will I get a tracking number for my order?
Yes. Once your order ships, you'll get an email with a tracking number so you can watch it make its way to you. No perception check required — you'll know exactly where it is.
What materials are your products made of?
High-quality cotton — soft enough for a long rest, sturdy enough for whatever the DM throws at you next session. Exact materials vary by item, so check the product page for the full stat block.